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graphite-eaters:

It ain’t about the friends you’ve made
But the graffiti they’ll write on your grave.

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yeah and like they kept asking me if my hair dye was real and rubbing my hair. also they had a bunch of left over batter and i just stuck a spoon in it and ate it and all the kids were like 'IT HAD RAW EGG IN IT' and i was just like 'but it tastes good'
Anonymous

omfg ive had dyed hair for years and no kids ever ask me if its real ;___; thats like the dream tbh

hell yeah tho bby eat all the raw batter…..cake batter tastes better than the actual cake ofmg…

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citytattoos:

Xolo Cat

Flushing and Marcy

East Williamsburg, Brooklyn

once bunch of neighborhood kids came to my house and asked me to help them cook things and asked me to play music im 'cool and old' and i put on danger days exCEPT I FORGOT 2 PLAY THE CLEAN VERSION AND THEIR PARENTS GOT MAD AT ME AND I WAS JUST LIKE 'SHIT' but the next day they showed up again and i helped them make cupcakes but i made a 'cooking w/ party poison' joke so THIS 7TH GRADER PUT AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF RED FOOD COLORING IN IT AND IT STAINED EVERYTHING AND A 3RD GRADER SCREAMD 'ITS BLOOD!
Anonymous

THATS THE BEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD OH MY GOD THANK U FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME
TEACH THOSE KIDS /RIGHT/

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